Vi siger at pga datoen på nyheden skal den nok LIGE tages med et gran salt.
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Xenia Onatopp: Nice to meet you, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: The pleasure, I'm sure, was all mine.
#1 i know :D først tænkte jeg, FEDT!!!
men så, vent dato ? DOH!!
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Stromberg: Within minutes, New York and Moscow will cease to exist.
Puha jeg faldt næsten ned af stolen fordi jeg grinte så meget!
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James Bond: Good morning. How's the water?
Chew Mee: Why don't you come in and find out?
James Bond: Sounds very tempting, Miss...?
Chew Mee: Chew Mee.
James Bond: Really? Well, there's only one small problem. I have no swimming trunks.
Chew Mee: Neither have I.
Fik lige denne her advarsel på linket.
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Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: My God, what's Bond doing?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
#4 lol vhvilket Anti virus program?
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James Bond: You live well, Scaramanga.
Francisco Scaramanga: At a million dollars a contract I can afford to, Mr Bond. You work for peanuts, a hearty well done from her Majesty the Queen and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that we are the same. To us, Mr Bond, we are the best.
James Bond: There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it.
Like that will ever happen ?
http://www.tweak.dk[...]
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Gobinda: The Englishman has escaped!
Kamal Khan: He won't go very far. We'll track him. #5 Kaspersky
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General Anatol Gogol: The order of Lenin, for Comrade Bond. The first ever non-Soviet citizen to receive this award.
M: I'd thought the KGB would have celebrated if Silicon Valley had been destroyed.
General Anatol Gogol: On the contrary, Admiral, where would Russian research be without it?
#7 Får ingen advarsel her, og jeg kører også med kaspersky
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Graves: Look. Parachutes for both of us.
Graves: Whoops. Not anymore.
#0 + #6, Det er lige før jeg vil tro at sådanne nyheder kan være ulovlige at smide op. Nu er det godt nok bare en ret lille side der smider dem op, men hvis f.eks. Toms Hardware smed den nyhed op, så kunne det i sidste ende have indflydelse på børsmarkedet, og det er kurs manipulation.
Nogle ting er sjove, andre ting er ikke. At AMD og Nvidia laver fælles GPU, og at Apple køber Samsung er virkelig ikke sjovt. Gab. De kunne lære lidt af HOL ;-)
#8, Det er nok hans porno der kører i en anden tab.
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Lazar: Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger.
James Bond: Exactly. I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.
Her kommer der sgu porno frem...
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Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Did you ever think of getting a driver's licence, boy?
#9 haha i det mindste virker mit virusprogram
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Corinne: This is the Drax estate now. Everything you see belongs to Mr. Drax.
James Bond: He owns a lot, doesn't he?
Corinne: What he doesn't own, he doesn't want.
#9
Normalt ville du nok have ret, men mon ikke også der gøres lidt mere for at verificeres nyheder 1. april, specielt hos aktører på børsen ?
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Dr. Christmas Jones: You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
tjek datoen det er lagt ind 1. april.
jeg tvivler på det sker, ville svare til at apple og microsoft ville lave fælles computere og styresystem....
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Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
#10 - det gjorde der også på min iphone.. Hmm..
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James Bond: Just taking the Aston out for a spin, Q.
Q: Be careful, 007! It's just had a new coat of paint!
#9 Hold nu op.....
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James Bond: Double sixes. Fancy that!
Haha det er 100 % en aprilsnar. Nvidia og AMD arbejde sammen... kommer aldrig til at ske i denne verden. Nvidia og AMD er som at blande ild og vand sammen. Det går slet ikke sammen.
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James Bond: A nose, Q, not a banana.
#17 Oh really?
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Jack Wade: You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot.
James Bond: And unofficially?
Jack Wade: We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it.