Der en million fisk i havet, og jeg har ormen der tiltrækker dem^^
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#2 Haha. Den kan jeg godt følge den der :D
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#1: Der er en million fisk i havet...
... Bare trist man står midt i ørkenen... tusind kilometer fra vand...
:D
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Min kæreste "gav" mig dette citat af Eleanor Roosevelt:
Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.
Det kan jeg faktisk godt li' :)
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11# Elsker det citat i din signatur!
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#26 -1 Ikke for at være nedern men det citat er simpelthen så fandens overused, alle der har bare hørt om HIMYM slynger om sig med "Barney quotes", det er bare barnligt IMO
Mit citat
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#29 - en beslægtet udgave er også god :
"Stand for something - or die for nothing"
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FFHAU! Did you think we just went away?
Der er mange gode. Men lad os da lige se om der kommer flere til :D
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Hvem kårer det bedste? :O
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#28 Siger ham med den signatur der. LOL!!
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Det har altid været et af mine yndlings:
"Do not argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
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Jeg mangler ikke noget..
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Heller 2 på 15 der græder end 1 på 30 der griner :-)!
( lidt grov )
Men hvor der er græs må der spilles %_^
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#38 Er også godt set - måske navnlig ift. HOL.
Her er så et jeg forsøger at leve efter:
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Er maddingen mere værd end fangsten, er det på tide at holde op med at fiske
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