Hahaha! Han er jo for blæst i skallen!! :p
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OG hvad, hvor er den bare svedig!!
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hvad sker der i hans liv?;)
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WTF? Han er jo ikk' helt rask.
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kom i tanke om en go' signatur!, men den har jeg glemt...

sys den er så grinern :D
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LOL at for grineren hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Hvor sygt.. og fandme grineren..
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LOL den er fed :D
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Hvor kom den log fra ?!
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Lol han er sjov hun er bare dum, og tilsyneladende bælle FED!
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LOL!
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Ham der har lavet den "log" har sikkert moret sig...eller kedet sig virkelig meget?...ehm
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fuck den er fed...hvor har du fundet den?
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LOOOL ... dø af grin
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LOL grinr hvor kommer den fra
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fandt den bare på en side :)
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kan de gå kan de få, kan de kravle har de den rette stilling...

Er jeg den eneste som ikke gider til at læse det igennem? :o|
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den er de hele værd
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LOL, så har jeg lige læst den. That is one sick FUCK!!! Men stadigvæk skide griner :D
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Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Den er sq fed!! Hvor har du den fra ??
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hehe #23 fandt den bare på en side..
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kan de gå kan de få, kan de kravle har de den rette stilling...

hehe grineren nok :) tager bare lidt tid at læse igennem ;)
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Hahaha... Var færdig af grin op til flere gange...! Især det sidste... Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Hvor er den fed :D
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Hehe, lige hvad jeg manglede - et godt grin til de sene nattetimer! Især sætningen som #11 skriver.... hylende morsomt - måtte stoppe med at læse, da jeg var flad at grin...
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OMG den er fed... *rejser mig op fra gulvet igen*
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ehmmm....LOOOOL, han er sq spas
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Er det bare en chatlog, eller er det en opdigtet historie.....? For hvis det bare er en chatlog, så er det sku nogle underlige samtaler at have... :)
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God griner.... Lyder som en syg fyr, og en klam sæk!
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Det er Bloodninja. Søg på google eller læs flere her: http://www.zone.ee[...]
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Det er sgu for langt ude, men hyllende morsomt at læse.
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Prøv at læse nogen af de andre som #33 linker til - der er mange sjove! Boodninja rulez!
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Max grineren
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Damn den er gammel :D men stadigt sjov.
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Den er da for cool, selv om den tager lidt tid at læse så er den det værd...HEHE griner stadig
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Gammel, gider sku ik læse den igen.
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Kanon historie ! Max fed ! :D
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Den her er lang, men det hele værd. Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: <logged off>
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Den sidste der må da være fabrikeret.. ingen pige kan være så dum/liderlig :o
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Lool #43 alt for grinern :D Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Rofl :P
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kan de gå kan de få, kan de kravle har de den rette stilling...